Dutch Mechanic

Maxim Girls Know How to Clean a Car

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on November 19th, 2009

maxim car show girls

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Dutch Mechanic

18 Hot Chicks You Can Barely See (Cause They’re Wearing Camo)

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on November 17th, 2009

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Ryan Deal

Ashley Greene: The Only Good Thing About Twilight

Posted by: Ryan Deal on November 13th, 2009

Say what you will about Twilight, it’s definitely worth watching, at least after seeing these pics of Ashley Greene. I’m so into vampires now!

Ashley Greene in Maxim Magazine

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Dutch Mechanic

Who Wore It Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on November 11th, 2009

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Ryan Deal

It’s Contest Time: Free Bottle of ckfree…

Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 29th, 2009

ckfree contest

So, I was sent a bottle of ckfree, the new men’s fragrence from Calvin Klein and I gotta say, it’s pretty nice. So I decided to test it out. On Monday, I went through my day without wearing ckfree and on Tuesday I did all the same things, except with a couple sprays of the cologne. Here are the results:

Monday: Absolutely no girls came up and talked to me or mentioned anything about the way I smell (which can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it).

Tuesday: Exactly 1 girl mentioned that I smell nice, and, if i had the balls to go along with the ckfree, I would have continued talking to her.

So, what can be learned from this little experiment? Well, that’s easy… Wearing ckfree can get you 100% more chicks than not wearing ckfree.

The best part is that the nice folks at Calvin Klein are letting me give away 4 bottles of ckfree to TopCultured readers. All you’ve got to do is caption this photo and you’ll be entered to win, easy peasy!

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Dutch Mechanic

LESBIANS!!

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on October 23rd, 2009

No idea where this came from or who did it (so if you know, please post it in the comments), but this is one of the best comic strips I’ve seen in a while, only complaint is that there’s not more of it… Lesbians that is!

lesbians comic


Ryan Deal

This Is How Ninjas Exit Buildings

Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 22nd, 2009

awesome kung fu ninja exit



Hey everyone, it’s me: He-Man. Y’know, Master of the F*cking Universe? [Holy Taco]

Just when you Think Japanese Game Shows Can’t Get Any Better [Gorilla Mask]

Doom, Cigarettes, and Girls in Gaming [Stay Here]

I’m Pretty Much All For Anything with Holly Madison in It [Don Chavez]

49 of The Most Influential Men of 2009 [Ask Men]

Someone Finally Made an Erotic Farm Girls Calendar [Uncoached]

The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos [COED Magazine]

Adventures in Chest Hair Creativity [Yep Yep]

Drunk Women at Detroit Lions Game Entertain the Fans [Guyism]

20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names [Manofest]

LESBIANS!! [Stay Here]

Top 100 Women on the Web [Asylum]

This is What Happens When Alex Rodriguez Gets A Hold of Your Pets [Banned In Hollywood]


**Want your link on our next list? Send them to topcultured [at] gmail [dot] com**

Dutch Mechanic

Megan Fox is a Work of Art… Literally!

Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on June 27th, 2009

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. In this case, it’s worth about a billion… so I’ll stop talking. Enjoy!



This picture was part of Cracked.com’s “If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay” Contest.

Ryan Deal

Truck Norris

Posted by: Ryan Deal on June 13th, 2009



Most vehicles get somewhere between 20 and 50 miles per gallon. Truck Norris, however, has gone 168,000 miles off the first tank with no signs of filling up any time soon. Ok that was dumb… but Truck Norris is badass!



Ryan Deal

Jesus has been replaced with the wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man

Posted by: Ryan Deal on June 2nd, 2009

There really isn’t anything else to say, except that, I’m seriously thinking of investing in one of those wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-men now.

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