Posted by: Ryan Deal on November 8th, 2009
Energy drinks are everywhere, even Lil Jon has his own (which just might explain this). Although energy drinks have only become popular in recent years, the first energy drink, “Iron Brew,” was produced in 1901 by Scottish beverage company, A.G. Barr. Here’s another infograph that was sent in by a TopCultured reader that wishes to remain anonymous. It’s got some great information on the energy drink market and the habits of the users. If you’d like to contribute to the site, anonymous or not, feel free to send us a message.
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Posted by: Evol Jess on November 7th, 2009
If I’ve learned one thing from the Internet, it’s that most things don’t make sense… Either that or I spend too much time on websites I should avoid (if i cared about my intelligence). Now, while this sign does make perfect sense, there’s something about the impending doom that will be triggered if you touch another fruit that I don’t quite get.

photo taken by Dan Stoner
Posted by: Garret Ohm on November 2nd, 2009
This infograph was sent in by a TopCultured reader that wishes to remain anonymous. That’s ok, me and Anon go wayyyy back. So, I got this one for ya buddy.
There are many foods that have become staples in supermarkets and homes all across the country. Many argue that the unhealthy nature of these staple foods we’ve been bred to consume is to blame for making us so, well, unhealthy. So if you want to enjoy all your favorite foods, you’ve got to find an alternative. Luckily, food brands make it easy by offering low-fat versions of their own products. So for those of you that need the help, here’s some info for ya…
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Posted by: Evol Jess on October 30th, 2009
Ok, so it doesn’t take much for a picnic table to be scientifically accurate (whatever that means), but if it were hard to do, this one would no doubt win the Nobel Prize in its category. So sit down, get out your lunch and start memorizing atomic masses people! Of course, for more geeky-ness… kabloooooom!

source: reddit.com
Posted by: Evol Jess on October 27th, 2009
Word came from the official Pepsi twitter account that the company had dressed up their cans for Halloween. The limited edition design applies to the regular Pepsi, Pepsi Max, and Diet Pepsi cans and will be sole exclusively (it seems) at Walmart. Here’s what Pepsi had to say:
“We didn’t want our cans to feel left out this Halloween, so we dressed them up, too. [sic] Look for these limited edition Pepsi cans in the Halloween Section of your local Walmart!”

source: twitter.com
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Posted by: Daniel Joseph on October 27th, 2009
Halloween rules! Free candy, hot girls dressing provocatively, and costume parties. Sometimes however, the costume parties suck, ugly girls trick you by dressing all hot, and neighbors give out the nastiest candy on Earth. So, because of that, here they are… the 11 “treats” you pray you don’t get this Halloween.
1. Goddamn Good & Plenty – What kid wants to put a piece of poisoned plastic in their mouth? Answer: none. Also, why name your candy “Good & Plenty” when most people think its gross and offensive?

source: elle.com
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Posted by: Dr. Intoxicated on October 26th, 2009

There has always been a section of the cereal aisle I have never dared to go. A section dominated solely by the most evil cereals, cereals forged by the spoon of Satan himself. Now I have never been a superstitious individual, I own a black cat, I step on cracks, and I have repeated the name Tyler Perry three times which I’ve been told makes Tyler Perry release another atrocious movie (maybe I should stop that just in case). But some taboos you just don’t violate (like this one), better safe than sorry. Here are some examples:
1. Never feed a Mogwai after midnight,
2. Never step on a butterfly if you end up traveling back in time
3. Never marry Barbara Streisand, and
4. Never mess with the occult before lunch
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Posted by: Evol Jess on October 20th, 2009
What’s better than bacon? Nothing, unless it’s a new way to get it in my mouth (that’s what she said). We’ve seen bacon soap, bacon mayonnaise, and bacon sheriffs, well here’s bacon jam… it’s bacon… you can spread!

Oh, and you can buy it here.
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Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 7th, 2009
Let’s face it, when it comes to men, there are only three things we care about, boobs, money, and bacon. Now, we’ve got bra’s to protect the boobs (unfortunately) and banks to protect our money (in theory), but who’s gonna protect our bacon? These guys!

Posted by: Evol Jess on October 4th, 2009
We’ve talked about yummy mash-ups before… I believe the words were, “Take two things that are great and mash ‘em together and what do you get? Boob-cake.” Either way, I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a mash-up this yummy or fun. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Internet I give you… Waffle Tetris:

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