Posted by: Ryan Deal on November 16th, 2009

Where Are All The Hoes? [Holy Taco ]
The Most Satisfying Motorcycle Wheelie FAIL [Gorrila Mask]
The Hottest Time Waster You’ll See All Day [Busted Coverage]
The Best Movie Title Hack Ever [EHOWA]
Hilarious Flashmob You Haven’t Seen Yet [YouTube]
The Hottest Airline Calendar Ever [DJMICKV2]
If You’re on Facebook, You’ve Got To Add This Guy [REDBEARD]
68 Girls Wearing Belts Instead of Bras [COED Magazine] NSFW
This is What $150 Beer Looks Like [The Bachelor Guy]
Umm… What Do You Gotta Do to Win This? [Don Chavez]
Now, THIS is How you Throw a Wedding [Guyism]
Hot Girls and Guns! [Gunaxin]
Hotties in the Wild [Uncoached]
Please, Please, Please Let This Work [Asylum]
Ashley Greene: The Only Good Thing About Twilight [Stay Here]
15 U.S. Beers That Pack a Punch[Flavored Delights]
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Posted by: Ryan Deal on November 13th, 2009
Say what you will about Twilight, it’s definitely worth watching, at least after seeing these pics of Ashley Greene. I’m so into vampires now!

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Posted by: Daniel Joseph on November 3rd, 2009
Look, we’re all men here on the Internet, right? Right! So let’s just get right down to the 14 manliest things in existence and call it a day. Cause that’s what men do… we get shit done!

1. Manly Explosions are Manly – Explosions are badass, and every guy knows it… that’s why Michael Bay put so many explosions into Transformers (1 and 2). If you tell me you just saw someone eat glass, I’d be like “eh, that’s cool, I guess,” but tell me something in the backyard is exploding and I’ll be there in a heartbeat, beer in hand.
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Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 29th, 2009
Ok, so you may have read about this, but Calvin Klein is letting me give away 4 bottles of their new fragrance for men called ckfree. All you’ve got to do to enter the contest is slap a caption to this photo in the comments section below. The 4 best captions will be chosen by two random followers of the @TopCultured twitter account. For this reason, make sure you put your real email address in the comment form. Good Luck!! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.

Let the captioning begin in the comments below. You may enter as many times as you’d like, just remember to include your real email address in the comment form so we can contact you if you’ve won! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.
Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 29th, 2009

So, I was sent a bottle of ckfree, the new men’s fragrence from Calvin Klein and I gotta say, it’s pretty nice. So I decided to test it out. On Monday, I went through my day without wearing ckfree and on Tuesday I did all the same things, except with a couple sprays of the cologne. Here are the results:
Monday: Absolutely no girls came up and talked to me or mentioned anything about the way I smell (which can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it).
Tuesday: Exactly 1 girl mentioned that I smell nice, and, if i had the balls to go along with the ckfree, I would have continued talking to her.
So, what can be learned from this little experiment? Well, that’s easy… Wearing ckfree can get you 100% more chicks than not wearing ckfree.
The best part is that the nice folks at Calvin Klein are letting me give away 4 bottles of ckfree to TopCultured readers. All you’ve got to do is caption this photo and you’ll be entered to win, easy peasy!
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Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 28th, 2009

Univ. of South Carolina Named Most Sexually Protected University… Damnit! [Guyism]
Homeless Chic? [Street Level]
Playboy Mansion Halloween Party Pics [COED Magazine]
7 Semi-retarded Ads for Your Penis [Regretful Morning]
Creepy Craigslist Pervert Can Help You Lose Weight [Lemondrop]
Hot Elementary SchoolTeacher Offers Lessons on Anatomy [Asylum]
11 “Treats” You Pray You Don’t Get on Halloween [Stay Here]
10 Things the Northwest Pilots Might Have Been Doing While They Weren’t Paying Attention [Comedy.com]
A Photo Gallery of Random Drunk Girls [Uncoached]
7 Best Maury Povich Paternity Result Reactions [Holy Taco]
Hilarious Bat Prank [Yep Yep]
This Dog May FAIL at Skateboarding but He’s a Winner in My Book [Gorilla Mask]
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Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on October 23rd, 2009
No idea where this came from or who did it (so if you know, please post it in the comments), but this is one of the best comic strips I’ve seen in a while, only complaint is that there’s not more of it… Lesbians that is!

Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 22nd, 2009

Hey everyone, it’s me: He-Man. Y’know, Master of the F*cking Universe? [Holy Taco]
Just when you Think Japanese Game Shows Can’t Get Any Better [Gorilla Mask]
Doom, Cigarettes, and Girls in Gaming [Stay Here]
I’m Pretty Much All For Anything with Holly Madison in It [Don Chavez]
49 of The Most Influential Men of 2009 [Ask Men]
Someone Finally Made an Erotic Farm Girls Calendar [Uncoached]
The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos [COED Magazine]
Adventures in Chest Hair Creativity [Yep Yep]
Drunk Women at Detroit Lions Game Entertain the Fans [Guyism]
20 People With Extremely Unfortunate Names [Manofest]
LESBIANS!! [Stay Here]
Top 100 Women on the Web [Asylum]
This is What Happens When Alex Rodriguez Gets A Hold of Your Pets [Banned In Hollywood]
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Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on October 16th, 2009
Whoever thought some fame-hungry family (that isn’t Octomom or that god awful Kate plus eight) would ever grab attention again after being on Wife Swap? Who watches Wife Swap anyway? Regardless, today’s ’stunt’ as some are calling it, did just that when a kid (with the most badass name ever, Falcon? Are you kidding me?) hid in a box. Serious, your 15 minutes of fame consists of you hiding in a box and wasting people’s time. Anyway, it seems the story got the Fresh Prince treatment, and here it is:

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