Ok, so you may have read about this, but Calvin Klein is letting me give away 4 bottles of their new fragrance for men called ckfree. All you’ve got to do to enter the contest is slap a caption to this photo in the comments section below. The 4 best captions will be chosen by two random followers of the @TopCultured twitter account. For this reason, make sure you put your real email address in the comment form. Good Luck!! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.
Let the captioning begin in the comments below. You may enter as many times as you’d like, just remember to include your real email address in the comment form so we can contact you if you’ve won! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.
“Johnson party of one, your table is now avai…HOLY CRAPBALLS!”
fe fi fo fum
lots of rice to grow the guns!
Anybody have the balls to make a crack about this dude having “lice?” Didn’t think so.
Build-a-Bear Workshop was closed so he took matters into his own hands
Someone contact the Chinese government. There is HGH in the rice.
Fuck it, I’ll just eat a bucket.
Chinese bice rice!
Got rice, b—-?
How to make human sushi
And he never had another bowel movement as long as he lived…
H-G-H! Oh wait, no that’s just carbohydrates…
Where are my Rice Krispies?
A new study finds low levels of steroids in white rice.
Not pictured: Kevin Spacey forcing him to become the first of his seven deadly sin kills
He’ll only be hungry again in an hour!
“Not only did Henry Wong set his race back a hundred years but he also set them back ten pounds of rice”
Banned for Life from the all you can eat sushi buffet
If only I could reach…
Asian relieved to discover rice still on the menu
Wow, it is unbelievable how much they skimped on the soy sauce
B-Y-O…Rice?
“Rice make me grow. I’m the REAL balloon boy.”
“When my stomach is full, I store food in my arms.”
“Can you believe this sh!t only costs 89cents?!?!”
I went with the low salt ’cause I’m on a diet.
Looks like Chestnut and Kobayashi have some competition for next year.
I hope this has one of those Cracker Jack prizes at the bottom.
Guess the number of rice grains, win tupperware.
I could have sworn he was a lefty.
Myth busted.
“There’s always room for Jello”
Im trying to cut down…so I got a diet soda…
Nikes policy of giving Chinese children a bowl of rice a day for making shoes is really paying of.
“God, the things I have to do in public to avoid being asked about my tiny penis!”
After I finish this, I’m gonna finish you.
Originally he had ordered a small danish but when the waiter returned with ten pounds of rice he politely ate it so as not to make a seen.
Asian Popeye.
You won’t be able to finish it because of those little bird lips.
CK Free on me like white on rice
Ahhh meeeeeeee soooooooo hungggggggggggggrrrrrrrryyyy!
RICE MAKES YOUUUU STRONGG!!!!!!!!!!
The ironic thing was that he had just finished lecturing his students on the evils of American excess and decadence.
surprised nobody said this yet..
“OM NOM NOM”
The Condoleezza Rice special wasn’t what he was hoping for.
Om nom nom..
Wait… this isn’t mayonnaise!
Why are you still working out? you won already
You think people can tell I’m allergic to rice?
A large Asian man obviously overcompensating for his small chopstick.
NEEDS MOAR RICE PLZ
Possibly eating his way through the bucket of rice to find his sleeves.
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(Overly enthusiastic announcer:) Sick of workout routines like the Bowflex system that require too much work and come with tremendous costs? The solution has been sitting at the bottom of a grocery store shelf all along!
i wonder if i keep stuffing rice in my mouth more will go under my skin to make my musles look bigger hey it worked so far
its to heavy to eats so maybe if i eat half of it
the one above is sulposed to say to heavy to lift
try eating this much every day in 4 weeks your arms will be stronger from lifting
“Ah, gotta finish this fast! My stomach will be full in 15.47 minutes, so I have to hurry and fill up my glycogen stores. Sheesh, eating 8,000 calories a day is rough, but at least I have soy sauce!”
China prepares for the Olympics in Rio de Janiero by experimenting with creatine rice.
The Amazing thing isn’t his arms or the amount of rice in the bowl….. Its how he got that much rice on those 2 little sticks.
Rice-a-Roids! For the steroid pumping dude whose rice isn’t roidey enough!
Cute bracelet
Its not rice, its a tub of steroids