Posted by: Daniel Joseph on November 3rd, 2009
Look, we’re all men here on the Internet, right? Right! So let’s just get right down to the 14 manliest things in existence and call it a day. Cause that’s what men do… we get shit done!
1. Manly Explosions are Manly – Explosions are badass, and every guy knows it… that’s why Michael Bay put so many explosions into Transformers (1 and 2). If you tell me you just saw someone eat glass, I’d be like “eh, that’s cool, I guess,” but tell me something in the backyard is exploding and I’ll be there in a heartbeat, beer in hand.
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Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on November 3rd, 2009
It’s normal to be afraid of something you don’t understand. For example, math, Tyler Perry, or whether or not girls actually fart are all quite scary things. However, I’m sure with a little research you’ll find that whatever was scaring you is really just Canadians with flashlights…
source: unknown
Also, if you’re living in the U.S. you may be wondering who those neighbors to the North are, with all their free health insurance and milk in bags… well, you’re in luck, there’s a sign for that:
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Posted by: Garret Ohm on November 2nd, 2009
This infograph was sent in by a TopCultured reader that wishes to remain anonymous. That’s ok, me and Anon go wayyyy back. So, I got this one for ya buddy.
There are many foods that have become staples in supermarkets and homes all across the country. Many argue that the unhealthy nature of these staple foods we’ve been bred to consume is to blame for making us so, well, unhealthy. So if you want to enjoy all your favorite foods, you’ve got to find an alternative. Luckily, food brands make it easy by offering low-fat versions of their own products. So for those of you that need the help, here’s some info for ya…
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Posted by: Dutch Mechanic on November 1st, 2009
Most alarms require you to enter some sort of pin code to arm and disarm the device. This one goes a bit beyond that, forcing you to fap in order to protect your belongings. Hey, I’m not complaining…
source: unknown
Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 30th, 2009
Having trouble figuring out what to be for Halloween? You’re cutting it kinda close huh? No worries, this game, designed as a promotional piece by GS Design can help. It features one 20-sided die with nouns and another with modifiers, so when you roll ‘em you get things like Zombie Jesus, Kung-Fu Gnome, or 398 other possibilities.
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Posted by: Evol Jess on October 30th, 2009
Ok, so it doesn’t take much for a picnic table to be scientifically accurate (whatever that means), but if it were hard to do, this one would no doubt win the Nobel Prize in its category. So sit down, get out your lunch and start memorizing atomic masses people! Of course, for more geeky-ness… kabloooooom!
source: reddit.com
Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 29th, 2009
Ok, so you may have read about this, but Calvin Klein is letting me give away 4 bottles of their new fragrance for men called ckfree. All you’ve got to do to enter the contest is slap a caption to this photo in the comments section below. The 4 best captions will be chosen by two random followers of the @TopCultured twitter account. For this reason, make sure you put your real email address in the comment form. Good Luck!! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.
Let the captioning begin in the comments below. You may enter as many times as you’d like, just remember to include your real email address in the comment form so we can contact you if you’ve won! All captions must be submitted by Friday, November 6th, 2009.
Posted by: Ryan Deal on October 29th, 2009
So, I was sent a bottle of ckfree, the new men’s fragrence from Calvin Klein and I gotta say, it’s pretty nice. So I decided to test it out. On Monday, I went through my day without wearing ckfree and on Tuesday I did all the same things, except with a couple sprays of the cologne. Here are the results:
Monday: Absolutely no girls came up and talked to me or mentioned anything about the way I smell (which can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how you look at it).
Tuesday: Exactly 1 girl mentioned that I smell nice, and, if i had the balls to go along with the ckfree, I would have continued talking to her.
So, what can be learned from this little experiment? Well, that’s easy… Wearing ckfree can get you 100% more chicks than not wearing ckfree.
The best part is that the nice folks at Calvin Klein are letting me give away 4 bottles of ckfree to TopCultured readers. All you’ve got to do is caption this photo and you’ll be entered to win, easy peasy!
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Posted by: Daniel Joseph on October 29th, 2009
Marriage isn’t for everyone, but if its for you, you may want to read up a bit. If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that you can always believe what you read on a sign. So go on, read, and learn a little before you jump the broom. Here are 14 lessons signs have taught us about wives. Oh, and if you need help winding a wife… boom!
1. As your number of anniversaries go up, opportunities for sex go down
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